It’s Frivolous Blogging Friday, mates.
Police have charged a 21-year-old man from Bundamba, near Ipswich in Queensland, with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and one offence relating to the public safety act. Police said the pair had a disagreement before the tattooing.
Ipswich Detective Constable Paul Malcolm said the victim was mortified by what happened to him. “When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: ‘I don’t think it’s the tattoo you were after’.” – Stuff.co.nz
No, that’s not what’s pictured here. I found that (Caption: “Most Ironic Tattoo”) looking for the other one, which wasn’t available.
The story could be a lot uglier. Instead of having a penis tattooed on his back, suppose the poor slob had the back of his penis tattooed. Everybody knows a variation on that joke, right? Place punch lines only of the ones you like in the Comments section.
Anyway, offers to modify the artwork have been proposed from skin artists worldwide. Most feature variations of reptiles, although some (from America) feature Glenn Beck, which would require very little additional work.
The former friend, who is not a licensed tattooist, has been charged with assault, and is due in court November 15th. Stay tuned.