Update: Grope Nuts

Got a tale to tell?

Have you flown recently and had a good, bad or unique encounter with the Transportation Security Administration? Have you undergone the full-body scan? What did you think? Were you subjected to a new, enhanced pat-down? Did you encounter longer than usual lines? ABC News wants to hear your story. Please describe your encounter with the TSA, which airport it was at, where you were traveling to/from and provide us with your full name and best phone number and email address to reach you.

Here’s the link!

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7 Responses to Update: Grope Nuts

  1. Borkon says:

    It’s not my story, but here’s one from the headlines here:

    ROMULUS, Mich. – A bladder cancer survivor from Michigan who wears a bag that collects his urine says he was patted down roughly by a security agent at Detroit Metropolitan Airport, causing the bag to spill its contents on his clothing.

    Tom Sawyer told MSNBC.com the experience earlier this month left the 61-year-old retired special education teacher humiliated and in tears before catching a flight to Orlando, Fla.

    Transportation Security Administration chief John Pistole said on CBS’ “The Early Show” on Monday he had “great concern” for people such as Sawyer who feel “like they have not been treated properly.”

    Sawyer tells the Detroit Free Press that once he went through security, he changed his bag, but didn’t have time to change his clothing and had to board the plane soaked in urine.

  2. Piles says:

    Wow. Poor guy.
    I bet that had the bomb-sniffing dogs wagging their tails.

    • Kent Standit says:

      Hey, how did TSA know that he didn’t have explosives in that ostomy bag? Besides, you’re not supposed to take that much liquid onto the plane with you anyway.

      Grow some nads, people! You want a plane that doesn’t smell like pis, or do you want security?

  3. Joe Balls says:

    Poor guy. But I have a supplier to help him. Piss, shit, they have an App for that!

    http://www.hollister.com/us/

  4. Mister E says:

    “Hello, we’re the TSA, and we’re now free to move around your pants!”

  5. Diesel Fitter says:

    “We handle more packages than Fed Ex and UPS combined!”

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