Because of its sugar content, I avoid bacon – but at the same time, I seek opportunities to cheat. Just the other week, well, maybe it was a month, there was a chafing dish with this pasta, cheese, and bacon business that I, um, sampled, and I seemed to have survived intact. Bacon is awful shit, but man does it taste good.
Wow. In that last sentence, how many words could you substitute for “bacon” and still be spot on?
Anyway, that’s why this story caught my eye. Shorter version: somebody found a way to fuck up bacon. Look at this photo: tell me it doesn’t look like squeezed dogshit oozing out of the tube.
But you really need to see the video to appreciate the effort that went into fucking this up – make sure you watch the subtitles.
Obalesque 
Ugh. But at least no animals were harmed in the manufacture of that product.
Just in time for Thanksgiving.
Can the BLT smoothie be far behind?
Pork fat rules!!
But Pork Paste?…..doesn’t have the same appeal
Next up — bologna sundaes.