Monthly Archives: December 2010

Drop Dead Gorgeous

Posted on December 31, 2010 by squathole

….or, Dem Bones Ain’t Gonna Rise Again.  The model has skipped her last meal. Isabelle Caro, a French model featured in an anti-anorexia advertising campaign, died at age 28 from unknown causes. Caro actually died last month, but the news … Continue reading →

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Fox Noose

Posted on December 30, 2010 by squathole

In the true Christian spirit embodied by the Season, here’s a quick one from the World of Wingnuttery on dead dogs, football players, President Obama, and capital punishment: Well, Michael Vick now has even more in common with Donovan McNabb … Continue reading →

Posted in Gen. Snark, Maj. Snafu, Corp. Punishment | 9 Comments

Garbage Shade of Pail

Posted on December 29, 2010 by squathole

For Christmas, one of Guido’s conspirators friends gave her a compost box.  That’s right, one of those green-friendly devices that grows worm shit you’re supposed to spread around the garden to save the earth from the BPs (slogan: All’s “Well”) … Continue reading →

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 5 Comments

We’re Number 1….Again

Posted on December 28, 2010 by squathole

Florida lived up to its reputation for being an odd state in 2010, with residents committing stupid crimes, making poor decisions and exhibiting general weirdness.  — stuff.co Nothing for me to add to this newsy little note from New Zealand … Continue reading →

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Snow by the Foot

Posted on December 27, 2010 by squathole

Damn!  We were supposed to meet at the Liquor and Rubber Balls Sports Emporium and Discount Income Tax Preparation Services on Sunday night to watch the Eagles/Vikings game, but the totally dickless corporate faggots  who run the NFL postponed the … Continue reading →

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Rogers, Over and Out

Posted on December 24, 2010 by squathole

Neil Rogers died today.  No word on what will happen to his unopened Christmas presents.  Read it here. Neil, god.  Thanks for everything, and for all that changed for the better because of you.

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‘T’is the Season

Posted on December 24, 2010 by squathole

Wow—Kindred souls for the Westboro Baptist Church! Fanatics from a banned Islamic hate group have launched a nationwide poster campaign denouncing Christmas as evil. Organisers plan to put up thousands of placards around the UK claiming the season of goodwill … Continue reading →

Posted in Gen. Snark, Maj. Snafu, Corp. Punishment, NIMBY | 2 Comments

“Jughead” From Another Dimension

Posted on December 23, 2010 by squathole

I hear tell of a time in this nation when the biggest problem for high school teachers was kids chewing gum.  Personally, I don’t remember that time.  Personally, I think it’s total bullshit, a revisionist fable that conveniently shoves aside … Continue reading →

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Will

Posted on December 22, 2010 by squathole

On the first day of winter my true love gave to me……Another way to make me feel shitt-y. Most of us use our hair dryers to, well, dry our hair. But Lori Broady, 31, turns the dryer on, sticks it … Continue reading →

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Virgin Birth of a Nation

Posted on December 21, 2010 by squathole

It’s an old put-down.  Q: Why couldn’t Jesus have been born in Miami?  A: They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. Substitute the location of your choice: First time I heard it, it was Poland.  I’ve also heard … Continue reading →

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