Monthly Archives: December 2010

Drop Dead Gorgeous

….or, Dem Bones Ain’t Gonna Rise Again.  The model has skipped her last meal. Isabelle Caro, a French model featured in an anti-anorexia advertising campaign, died at age 28 from unknown causes. Caro actually died last month, but the news … Continue reading

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Fox Noose

In the true Christian spirit embodied by the Season, here’s a quick one from the World of Wingnuttery on dead dogs, football players, President Obama, and capital punishment: Well, Michael Vick now has even more in common with Donovan McNabb … Continue reading

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Garbage Shade of Pail

For Christmas, one of Guido’s conspirators friends gave her a compost box.  That’s right, one of those green-friendly devices that grows worm shit you’re supposed to spread around the garden to save the earth from the BPs (slogan: All’s “Well”) … Continue reading

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We’re Number 1….Again

Florida lived up to its reputation for being an odd state in 2010, with residents committing stupid crimes, making poor decisions and exhibiting general weirdness.  — stuff.co Nothing for me to add to this newsy little note from New Zealand … Continue reading

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Snow by the Foot

Damn!  We were supposed to meet at the Liquor and Rubber Balls Sports Emporium and Discount Income Tax Preparation Services on Sunday night to watch the Eagles/Vikings game, but the totally dickless corporate faggots  who run the NFL postponed the … Continue reading

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Rogers, Over and Out

Neil Rogers died today.  No word on what will happen to his unopened Christmas presents.  Read it here. Neil, god.  Thanks for everything, and for all that changed for the better because of you.

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‘T’is the Season

Wow—Kindred souls for the Westboro Baptist Church! Fanatics from a banned Islamic hate group have launched a nationwide poster campaign denouncing Christmas as evil. Organisers plan to put up thousands of placards around the UK claiming the season of goodwill … Continue reading

Posted in Gen. Snark, Maj. Snafu, Corp. Punishment, NIMBY | 2 Comments