Monthly Archives: December 2010

“Jughead” From Another Dimension

I hear tell of a time in this nation when the biggest problem for high school teachers was kids chewing gum.  Personally, I don’t remember that time.  Personally, I think it’s total bullshit, a revisionist fable that conveniently shoves aside … Continue reading

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Will

On the first day of winter my true love gave to me……Another way to make me feel shitt-y. Most of us use our hair dryers to, well, dry our hair. But Lori Broady, 31, turns the dryer on, sticks it … Continue reading

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Virgin Birth of a Nation

It’s an old put-down.  Q: Why couldn’t Jesus have been born in Miami?  A: They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. Substitute the location of your choice: First time I heard it, it was Poland.  I’ve also heard … Continue reading

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WikiJaculation

It’s a World of Irony out there. LONDON — Julian Assange, the founder of WikiLeaks who was released from a British jail late last week, is facing a new challenge: the leak of a 68-page confidential Swedish police report that … Continue reading

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Only in Boca

Need a last-minute stocking stuffer?

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Not So Foreign Affairs

Anybody catch this one earlier in the week?  I quote at length, but there’s much more: HAVANA — A newly revealed U.S. diplomatic cable describes Cuban dissidents as old, riven by petty rivalries and hopelessly out of touch, with leaders … Continue reading

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Yum Yum Eat ‘Em Up

Inmate pleads not guilty to threatening Obama & family in letter In January, career criminal Gregory Dale Brockman handed a letter to a psychologist at the state prison in Chester after he had been removed from his cell for threatening … Continue reading

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