Daily Archives: January 5, 2011

Security Update

Obtained through my private WikiLeaks source. Sample TSA Daily Screening Report Breast Implants 59,350 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Hernias 1,484 Natural Blondes 3 Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 Transvestites 133

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