Security Update

Obtained through my private WikiLeaks source.

Sample TSA Daily Screening Report

Breast Implants

59,350
Enlarged Prostates

8,249

Hemorrhoid Cases

3,172
Hernias

1,484

Natural Blondes

3

Terrorist Plots Discovered

0

Transvestites

133

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6 Responses to Security Update

  1. Kent Standit says:

    It’s a relief to see that the number of breast implants detected is an even one.

  2. Camiel Toe says:

    Just 3 natural blondes — love it!

  3. Missing Lincoln says:

    What, no heads up the ass? Was this only Reykjavik International?

  4. ace says:

    Terrorist Plots Discovered, zero???

  5. Mr Schwinnckle says:

    Was Denny the Dania Transvestite one of those? If he was could you tell me where he was flying to?

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