Monthly Archives: February 2011

Sports Reports

Yesterday’s papers were terrific.  Reading about north Africa governments crumbling is as entertaining as the class war raging in Wisconsin and New Jersey.  I have no trouble imagining Jersey Governor Porcine ordering air strikes on the NJ Education Association’s leaders, … Continue reading

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Farewell, Duke

Duke Snider died. This either means something to you or it doesn’t. But I know it means something to my good friend and drinking buddy Vera Lu Senz, so I can’t let it go unnoticed.

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Tomb Womb

By the time you read this, the sign will be gone.  But, if you value tasteless jokes, insults, and politically incorrect snark, bear with me. [A]n anti-abortion group has put up a big billboard in New York’s SoHo neighborhood featuring … Continue reading

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Getting Hammered in the Keys

A day after a woman over on the Sunshine State’s west coast attacked her roommate over a box of Girl Scout cookies, a woman down in the Keys was arrested for attacking her son during an argument over a sandwich. … Continue reading

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Spread the Word

Google “Santorum,” and the first listing will be gay comedian Dan Savage’s satirical website.   On the Colbert Report this week, audiences were encouraged to Google the site daily to keep atop the list.  Evidently it’s a sore point for … Continue reading

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Proselytizing Priapism

Not a biblical scholar myself, I hesitate to criticize anybody else’s interpretation of its stories and messages.  But forgive me if this take sounds a trifle contrived: The more, the merrier is certainly true for Ziona Chana, a 66-year-old man … Continue reading

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Love Hurts

Back in the 19th century when I started school, a “cutter” was somebody who skipped (“cut”) class.  Boy were we naïve. YouTube videos illustrating cutting, burning and other methods of self-injury may have an impact beyond the online world in … Continue reading

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