Ever feel like you’re being played for the Ultimate Fool? Check this out from the New York Daily News:
Glenn Beck says Japan’s earthquake might be a “message” from God.
“We can’t see the connections here,” he said on his show Monday. “I’m not saying God is causing earthquakes – well I’m not not saying that either!…What God does is God’s business. But I’ll tell you this…there’s a message being sent. And that is, ‘Hey you know that stuff we’re doing? Not really working out real well. Maybe we should stop doing some of it.’ I’m just saying.”
Beck continued trying to make a connection between human behavior and the natural disasters that have wreaked havoc in Japan, even casually mentioning “radical Islam” before revealing what he called “the answer.”
“The answer is, buckle up!” he said. “Because it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”
Beck isn’t the first right-wing pundit to imply that a natural disaster is punishment from God. In April of 2010, Rush Limbaugh suggested President Obama’s health care bill had launched the volcanic ash explosion that crippled Europe. NYDaily News
There they go again. The liberal mainstream media – the repugnant MSM – manufacturing despicable lies about their perceived opposition. Can anybody out there with a firing neuron actually believe that a pundit as respected and credible as Glenn Beck would say anything this fucking stupid? Where people could hear him?
“Buckle up” my puckered pink patootie.
The liberal MSM, always eager to pollute the blogosphere with filthy mischaracterizations of FOX news, far-out ‘Pub candidates, and Christian evangelicals like the Westboro Baptist Church, cooked up this fake quote just to inflame passions. Clearly it’s bogus as a stripper’s rack of tits – who’s stupid enough to link the Japanese with Muslim terrorists? Or so historically ignorant and insensitive to wipe a radiation-related slur in the faces of Hiroshima and Nagasaki descendants?
In a related story:
Anti-terrorist bomb squad experts have been called to a post office in Russia to make safe a package from which a suspicious ticking sound was coming, local police say. They found a vibrator. The sex toy had apparently been turned on ”by accident”. — Sydney Morning Herald
Yes, we all know what it’s like to be “turned on by accident,” but the arrival of Russian police sure sounds like an antidote. Even for a sneaky, smuggled dildo. Which, in case you hadn’t figured it out, is the connection between this story and the first one. No offense to the dildo.