The Swami of Tsunami

Ever feel like you’re being played for the Ultimate Fool?  Check this out from the New York Daily News:

Glenn Beck says Japan’s earthquake might be a “message” from God.

“We can’t see the connections here,” he said on his show Monday. “I’m not saying God is causing earthquakes – well I’m not not saying that either!…What God does is God’s business.  But I’ll tell you this…there’s a message being sent. And that is, ‘Hey you know that stuff we’re doing? Not really working out real well. Maybe we should stop doing some of it.’ I’m just saying.”

Beck continued trying to make a connection between human behavior and the natural disasters that have wreaked havoc in Japan, even casually mentioning “radical Islam” before revealing what he called “the answer.”

“The answer is, buckle up!” he said. “Because it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”

Beck isn’t the first right-wing pundit to imply that a natural disaster is punishment from God.  In April of 2010, Rush Limbaugh suggested President Obama’s health care bill had launched the volcanic ash explosion that crippled Europe.  NYDaily News

There they go again.  The liberal mainstream media – the  repugnant MSM – manufacturing despicable lies about their perceived opposition.  Can anybody out there with a firing neuron actually believe that a pundit as respected and credible as Glenn Beck would say anything this fucking stupid?  Where people could hear him?

“Buckle up” my puckered pink patootie.

The liberal MSM, always eager to pollute the blogosphere with filthy mischaracterizations of FOX news, far-out ‘Pub candidates, and Christian evangelicals like the Westboro Baptist Church, cooked up this fake quote just to inflame passions.  Clearly it’s bogus as a stripper’s rack of tits  – who’s stupid enough to link the Japanese with Muslim terrorists?  Or so historically ignorant and insensitive to wipe a radiation-related slur in the faces of Hiroshima and Nagasaki descendants?

It’s so outrageous and absurd, Glenn Beck hasn’t even bothered to refudiate it.

In a  related story:

Anti-terrorist bomb squad experts have been called to a post office in Russia to make safe a package from which a suspicious ticking sound was coming, local police say.  They found a vibrator.  The sex toy had apparently been turned on ”by accident”. —  Sydney Morning Herald

Yes, we all know what it’s like to be “turned on by accident,” but the arrival of Russian police sure sounds like an antidote.  Even for a sneaky, smuggled dildo.  Which, in case you hadn’t figured it out, is the connection between this story and the first one.  No offense to the dildo.

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16 Responses to The Swami of Tsunami

  1. Flaming Yon says:

    These types never learn, do they. They have to find a scapegoat, whether it’s an angry God or a mythological conspiracy theory. Muslims have replaced Blacks as their favorite whipping boys, and gays a close second.

    If they wanted to be consistent– and they don’t — they’d size this up and blame their God for being a cruel sonofabitch who loves suffering. That’s a nice neat theory with plentry of evidence.

    • Mr. Mirth says:

      Now, that’s the God I grew up with! He was really pissed!
      I grew up in the Roman tradition and was taught by the Savage Sisters of Sacred Suffering © ®™ SM .

      • Fran G'Panni says:

        Me too me too! I was punished with a leather belt on my butt every morning by Sister Steven Segall! I got to like it, actually. But she never writes, she never calls.

  2. Neil, a Christian Soul says:

    People should listen carefully to Glenn Beck and those like him who recognize the warning signs and the danger we’re in. We are after all God’s creatures and must conduct ourselves accordingly as Christians. When we fail, we earn His wrath as He showed us in Japan. People like yourself who mock and disrespect both God and His messengers like Glenn Beck are going to hell.

  3. Odtley says:

    ok so im new around here and i got all peeved off reading this the first time and then i got the idea maybe it was all sarcastic tongue in cheek so i looked through the rest of the page and i see now where youre coming from and laughed my ass off so if you find it let me know i need it back.

  4. Anonymous says:

    You forgot to quote the “God hates fags” from the Westboros and, God sent Katrina to New Orleans to punish all of us from Fallwell.
    Of course, Fallwell, only said it to cover up the Haliburton Hurricane Machine… he’s on the Halliburton payroll.

  5. A Decent Christian says:

    Dear Anonymous: You miserable piece of good for nothing human carrion. How dare you make mockery of Mr. Beck and are so gutless to hide behind “Anonymous”.

    I’m certain that “Neil, a Christian Soul”

    Every decent person knows “God Hates Fags”, and Mr. Beck is actually a savant of sanity whose opinions are not to be toyed with. “Neil, a Christian Soul,” may disagree with me about this

    Unless we change our deviant ways (not likely) we and all fags, Islamics are destined for Hell

    • Hose B says:

      Folks like yourself make me wonder: Is “decent Christian” an oxymoron? Or just a moron?

      Have a nice day.

  6. A Decent Christian says:

    Hey Hose: You’ve been “punked.”

    You really take this shit seriously? Ha, Ha,Ha.

    You be da moron bro!

    Hee, Hee, Hee.

    Gottcha good.

    • Hose B says:

      You got nuffin, ADC. Except converted. I modestly acknowledge your plaudits, and again wish you a new and enlightened existence

  7. God says:

    I don’t hate fags. I don’t hate anybody except the Dallas Cowboys. How did you people go so wrong?

    Well, it doesn’t matter now. 2012 is right around the cosmic corner.

  8. A Decent Christian says:

    I love being a Catholic Priest and even love 13 year old boys more.

    That is THE FUN of Christianity.

  9. Mary Hamilton says:

    Thanks so much for the Peach Cobbler recipe. Everything you bake so, so yummy.

    I’ll be over later to show my “thanks.” (If you know what I mean?)

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