Daily Archives: March 22, 2011

Good to Be Colonel, if Not King

Libya: Col. Gaddafi was last night thought to be hiding in a secret underground bunker – guarded by a 40-strong squad of gun-toting female virgin bodyguards. The tyrant has not been seen in public since the first allied blitz on … Continue reading

Posted in NIMBY | 4 Comments

Owl Gore

This post is mostly about cats, but I promise: no female anatomy jokes.  Read on, kids. The American Bird Conservancy estimates that up to 500 million birds are killed each year by cats — about half by pets and half … Continue reading

Posted in Gen. Snark, Maj. Snafu, Corp. Punishment | 6 Comments