Monthly Archives: April 2011

Finalist: Hate Mail of the Week

By the time you read this, she’ll be gone gone gone. [Orange County, CA] GOP official Marilyn Davenport is coming under fire for sending other Republican officials an email depicting President Obama as a chimpanzee, in the arms of chimpanzee … Continue reading

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NY Times: Heat Fans Suck!

Even before the current season began, Heat executives, worried about South Florida basketball fans’ notoriously distracted behavior, began imploring fans — bribing is probably not too strong a word — to show up on time, and be rewarded with discounts … Continue reading

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Moncks Corner Monkeyshines

States’ Rights again?  More good Christians behaving badly?  Or just asshats in authority? If you’re a criminal who likes to read — and/or religious, but not Christian — then the last place you want to be jailed in is Moncks … Continue reading

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Obama: “I was born in Hawaii. I don’t have horns.”

CBS News: On the weekend before Passover, the President denies he’s Jewish.

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That Ain’t No Hornets’ Nest She’s Kicking

This story was all over the wire services Wednesday morning.  I have to think website operators have been answering calls and filling orders all day as a result. ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — A video company paid homeless men $50 to … Continue reading

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Notary Pubic

So much of significance happened today — both ‘Crats and ‘Pubs are revolting (if you know what I mean) over the budget, deadly new developments in North Africa and Hypocristan (thanks, Kevin), the Japanese uncovered mutant glow-in-the-dark Mothra-like creatures just … Continue reading

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That Stings

In a wry assessment of the United States, [Yemen’s President Ali Abdullah Saleh] told Daniel Benjamin, the State Department’s counterterrorism chief, that Americans are “hot-blooded and hasty when you need us,” but “cold-blooded and British when we need you.” — … Continue reading

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Ooooh That Smell

Thanks to a freakish combination of genes, surgery gone awry, and physical trauma, I’m pretty damn blind, although it’s leveled out over the years (but I still can’t hit a rising fast ball).  So nature compensates for me — I … Continue reading

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Seen It Comin’

Hollywood Blvd, between SR 441 and 56th.  Everything you need for a secure future on one city block. Thanks, Tom!

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Now That We Have a Budget

“Everything is changing…..People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as as joke.”  — Will Rogers

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