The Milky Way

Nobody  is reading my blog these hot summer days, a scant 2 weeks (6.16) since my post, “Torture Chamber of Commerce,” got 938 hits.  So it’s time to go basement again.

An Ohio woman attempted to fight off police trying to remove her from her car by spraying them with her breast milk, authorities said.

Stephanie Robinette got into a fight with her husband while attending a wedding at the Bridgewater Banquet & Conference Center in the city of Delaware on Saturday, WBNS 10 News reported.  Her husband told police his 30-year-old wife struck him several times, then locked herself in their vehicle.

“When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she was a breast-feeding mother,” said Sheriff Walter L. Davis III.  As deputies went to restrain her, he said, Robinette “proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk.”

Robinette was charged with domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

“This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do,” Davis said.  — NY Daily News

I disagree with Sheriff Davis’s assessment.  This is exactly what any woman would do when backed into a corner, given her limited options.  “Back off coppers, or I’ll squirt!”  Hell, I’d do it myself if I could.

Besdies, isn’t there a constitutional right to spray breast milk unless it’s in a crowded theater or something?

As for the infant, deprived of what might have been his first taste of alcohol (albeit it a mixed cocktail), well, she owes its baby-smooth butt a drink.  I know there are some who find it abhorrent that a lactating mom would drink at all, but if there’s anybody who deserves one, it’s a female human being relegated to lower status on the food chain.  Drink up, mom.  What’s a bit of brain damage to a baby’s future, anyway?  Look at Glenn Beck.

I only wish we had video of the cops getting hosed.

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6 Responses to The Milky Way

  1. I speak for all my fellow Americans and upstanding member of the American Rifle Association when I say if breasts are outlawed, only outlaws will have breasts.

    Breasts are a Constitutional right.

    CORRECTION:There is no constitutional right to spray breast milk unless it’s in a crowded theater.

    Writing for the majority in Dumb v. Dumber, Justice Clarence Thomas wrote, “There is a constitutional right to yell “theater” in a fire.

  2. Mumblety Peg says:

    Men are such pigs.

  3. Diesel Fitter says:

    “This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do.”

    Says the cop. He has it inside out, naturally. What this is a prime example of is what people do when confronted by cops.

  4. lowest common denominator says:

    Glad to see you went back to the basement. BTW, was it skim or 2%?

  5. Key Liam says:

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  6. the Ghost of Neil Rodgers says:

    Squirt, squirt!

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