Monthly Archives: July 2011

Boner vs Ball-less

Unconfirmed sources report that Republican leaders John Boehner and Eric Cantor are in stable condition this morning after a late night auto accident. The accident occurred when the vehicle, a classic convertible driven by Cantor, plunged into the Potomac after … Continue reading

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Meating of the Mind

Nice to be stark raving bonkers, when you’re famous. The former Smiths front man Morrissey has provoked a storm of protest following comments in which the singer allegedly compared the Norwegian massacre in which 76 people died to the slaughter … Continue reading

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Rehab Is For Quitters

Let this be a lesson to you, kids.  Alcohol may be bad for you, but no alcohol is deadly. Trying to get sober might have killed Amy Winehouse. The beehived diva, infamous for her drug and booze intake, went cold … Continue reading

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Seize and De-Cyst

The air in Key West is hotter and thicker than dragon snot.  The shaded thermometer by the pool registers between 93 and 97   from 11 am to 5 pm.  This time of year, in that part of the world, … Continue reading

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A – Hem

Just about 24 hours from now, Guido and I will be pulling into Key West for the first of two visits we try to arrange every summer.  While the two of us have been in parrot head mode for about … Continue reading

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Act 2

Yo, South Florida!  I bet you think we’re done with Casey Anthony, and can move on to the next brainless obsession  certain to embarrass the population on an international scale, right? Wrong. Organizers of the Lexington Lions Club Bluegrass Fair … Continue reading

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Hollywood’s Holo – Cost Museum

Work with me on this one as we pick it apart one by one. Eight years ago this city embraced the prospect of providing a home in the downtown for a Holocaust museum and education center that would fit nicely … Continue reading

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