Monthly Archives: August 2011

Wrinkle It

If this shock to the nation’s economic engine doesn’t cause a double-dip recession, nothing will. The porn industry in California has been plunged into a serious crisis after one actor tested HIV positive. Some companies have suspended production, while there … Continue reading

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Key Trek

‘Way back in June, Guido and I made reservations in Key West for the upcoming weekend to celebrate our anniversary.  Ten years of happy marriage!  Ten out of 23 ain’t bad. For three months there was little doubt we’d make … Continue reading

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Bleeding Knit Pickers

Today, two weeks after surgery to remove two gigundo cancerous growths from my right shin, I get my stitches removed.  It’s a regular coming-out party. Guido and I report promptly to the doctor’s chambers at 8:00 AM. The waiting room … Continue reading

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Placentophagia

Here’s one that somehow escaped the foodie blogs….. More mothers are turning to a healthy diet after giving birth, including fruit, veggies… and a nice plate of placenta. As in, their own. Before losing your appetite, consider that placentas contain … Continue reading

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PETA Porn!

Beastly news. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals reportedly plans to launch a porn site. The website, at peta.xxx, will be “a pornography site that draws attention to the plight of animals”, according to Reuters, which cited a spokesperson. … Continue reading

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Thoughts for Your Prayer Breakfast

“North Korea and evangelical empires have the same principle of leadership: nepotism to the nth degree. You may not get the call, but you inherit the mailing list.” — Frank Schaeffer, on why he abandoned a lucrative career in his … Continue reading

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Savior From the Loon Star State

Comparisons of  Rick Perry to Monkey Boy don’t do justice to the entertainment value the present Governor and presidential hopeful offers.  If you like Palin, you’ll LOVE Perry. On Thursday, campaigning in Portsmouth, NH he said to a young boy … Continue reading

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