PETA Porn!

Beastly news.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals reportedly plans to launch a porn site.

The website, at peta.xxx, will be “a pornography site that draws attention to the plight of animals”, according to Reuters, which cited a spokesperson.

The publicity-hungry organisation is of course no stranger to pandering to the prurient interest – its long-running “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” ad campaign has persuaded celebrities from Eva Mendes to Khloe Kardashian to strip off for a bit of soft-focus photography.

Quite what a porn site dedicated to animal rights looks like remains to be seen. We await its launch with a mixture of curiosity and terror.  The Register.co.uk

There’s a joke in here somewhere about the vegetarians at PETA misconstruing the meaning of “eating pussy.”   But let’s move on.

I’ve learned not to rush to judgment on the basis of mere ideas.  I mean, linking an animal rights movement with pornography sounds like a bad idea, but maybe there’s something in its implementation that makes it worthwhile.  After all, I’m fond of porn and I like animals.  However, I keep those two affections apart.  Once in a while we’ll have cats lounging around the bedroom while Guido and I grind one out, but they’re indifferent to the performance, and their presence is just their subtle reminder than when we’re finished already, they wouldn’t mind a snack.  So are we finished?  How about now?  Okay, now?

Similarly, is there anybody out there who gets off watching animals getting it on?  Who watches nature shows one-handed?

And I sure hope they aren’t planning to feature humans and animals having sex with each other.  The rules of engagement here are quite simple: it’s okay if it’s between consenting adults.  Same applies to necrophilia.  Think about it.

It’s no secret that PETA has a way of turning off thousands of people who might be sympathetic to their causes because they’re such sanctimonious fucktards when conveying their message, in both words and actions.  I suspect they’re about to do it again.  They’ve demonstrated once more that there are more horse’s asses in the world than there are horses, and that doesn’t even count the neigh-sayers.

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4 Responses to PETA Porn!

  1. Pingback: Report: PETA to launch porn site | SuperIndia Times

  2. julesagray says:

    I hope that Miss Lady doesn’t get any of that hot pepper she’s lounging on in her whisker biscuit, because that could really, um, sting.

  3. Mumblety Peg says:

    Men are such pigs. No offense intended to the pigs.

  4. Piles says:

    Similarly, is there anybody out there who gets off watching animals getting it on? Who watches nature shows one-handed?

    You’d be unpleasantly surprised at how many people, including kids, do exactly this. I would estimate it’s about the same number of kids who leafed through their parents’ National Geographics in search of naked native torso. You probably figure that with all the genuine porn available free on teh internets, and the sexual content on ordinary TV, this would lose its appeal. But it doesn’t.

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