With Hair in the Soup

“Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.”  — Borowitz

 

 

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3 Responses to With Hair in the Soup

  1. Ted End says:

    I don’t get it. Who is Olive Garden, and why WOULD she be qualified to be Italy?

  2. Dawgbowl says:

    There’s no need to write snarky about Rick Perry. Just quote him.

    “The company was Merck, and it was a $5,000 contribution that I had received from them. I raise about $30 million. And if you’re saying that I can be bought for $5,000, I’m offended.”

    That’s from the debate. Self-pimping Perry tells us he’s a high-priced call girl, not a cheap streetwalker.

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