“Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.” — Borowitz
I don’t get it. Who is Olive Garden, and why WOULD she be qualified to be Italy?
There’s no need to write snarky about Rick Perry. Just quote him.
“The company was Merck, and it was a $5,000 contribution that I had received from them. I raise about $30 million. And if you’re saying that I can be bought for $5,000, I’m offended.”
That’s from the debate. Self-pimping Perry tells us he’s a high-priced call girl, not a cheap streetwalker.
That’s a great quote. “We’ve determined what you are. Now we’re just haggling over price.”
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