Or sick puppy.
Here’s what you can expect when you name your son Kimberly.
“My dog is like my child, I don’t, I know people say he is just a dog, but they just don’t understand how I feel. I feel bad…”
Saturday morning police arrested 40-year-old Kimberly Lawson for allegedly having sex with a dog, a German Shepherd named Adam….Neighbors say they called police after they saw Lawson pull down his pants get on his knees and allow the dog to “mount him.”
Witnesses who saw the act told police the dog mounted the suspect on at least three total occasions within an hour’s time. — MyFox Memphis
First. I’m impressed by this dog. Three times in an hour? I couldn’t pull that off when I was 18, although god knows I tried. Daily. Sometimes with a partner.
As a reward for his performance, did Lawson give Adam a dog boner?
It’s a real switcheroo on the usual man bites dog story. The standard MO is for the perv to hump the animal/child/vegetable/knothole, not the other way ‘round. I’m thinking this will have legal implications — if you’re on the bottom, how is this considered rape? How can you make a case that the animal was an unwilling victim?
Anyway. Lawson is behind bars, and the dog is in a shelter. Presumably the dog will be neutered before it’s put up for adoption, which is a shame — he’d probably have a great career as a prison counselor, clergyman, or YMCA sports coach. Evidently he’s upset at these developments, too: reached for comment about Lawson, he told interviewers, “He never writes. He never calls…..”