BOSTON — A Utah man who police allege viewed child pornography on his laptop during a flight from Salt Lake City to Boston is facing arraignment.
Authorities say [47 year old Grant] Smith was sitting in first class Saturday afternoon when another passenger saw the pornographic images and alerted the flight crew. Smith was arrested when the plane landed at Boston Logan International Airport. — CBS
Porn on the plane. That’s a first-class act, alright. Lap dance on the laptop.
It’s enough to make you miss the days of giggling couples stealing back to the head to re-up their credentials for the Mile High club. Sex in the air!
I can’t wrap my brain around the kind of urge strong enough to overcome this clown’s common sense. Was the flight that tedious? Was he drunk? If you’re gonna be a pervert you gotta be smarter than this.
Next move: a dozen monkey-brained “therapists” step forward to proclaim this action “a cry for help.” Not the uncontrolled libidinal product of a genuinely twisted mind, but a poor, pathetic wail from a tortured soul in need of salvation. For a mandatory fee as generated by a health insurance agency, of course.
Watch and wait. And keep your hard drive cleaner than your mind.
Obalesque 
I wonder how many other people saw what he was doing and DIDN’T report it.
Poor fellow. He just couldn’t wait for a real-life opportunity waiting for him in the airport men’s room.
This guy gets busted for looking at graphic images, and that creep from Penn State runs a charity for abused children for YEARS after getting caught raping a boy in the shower. Anybody else see anything wrong here?
What would Samuel L. Jackson do?
“Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking porn on this motherfucking plane! Everybody strap in… I’m about to open some fucking windows.”