Leaps to the Forefront

Cockroach haters beware: scientists have discovered a roach that jumps…..The newly discovered leaproach…looks like a cockroach but acts like a grasshopper…can jump up to 50 body lengths in a single jump. — NYTimes
It’s only a matter of time before this plague makes it over to south Florida, whether as a result of some pervert importing it as a gag (literally) gift, or just a clumsy  shipping accident.
On the plus side, for all we know they eat pythons.
There is no truth to the rumor that the “Anybody-But-Mitt” crowd has seized on Leaproach as the next best alternative for the GOP nomination.  As one operative noted, “Roaches are not Newts.”
PS  Here we go again — Why isn’t this software applying my paragraph breaks?
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3 Responses to Leaps to the Forefront

  1. Key Liam says:

    “Roaches are not Newts.” But Newt is a roach. True dat.

  2. ya' gotta' guessit says:

    JUMP-ing anaconda!!

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