Daily Archives: December 15, 2011

Their Hero

That’s Newt Gingrich — “faithful Republican, unfaithful husband.”  The billboard is in Morrisville, PA, erected (sorry) by Ashley Madison, “the world’s premier extra-marital dating site with over 12 million members in 17 countries.”  Home of “Life Is Short — Have An affair.” … Continue reading

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Hair Hair!

It must be that special time of year when Guido goes fucking Pluto.  You know, daytime. “You need a haircut,” she tells me, which is right.  I do.  But she mentions this at 3:30 AM after I ease my way … Continue reading

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