“I’ll Beer Right Back”

Here’s what happens when communities crack down on panhandlers:
A Florida man ordered a beer at the Hayloft bar Thursday, then ducked out for a half hour to get some money before returning to his brew, WTSP-TV reports….Not particularly unusual, so far. But police say that during that 30-minute break, John Robin Whittle, 52, stole an undisclosed amount of cash from the nearby Wells Fargo bank branch in Port Richey. [via]
I bet when he got back he scarfed ’em down as fast he could swallow — he must’ve known they were coming for him.  Hope he didn’t pee in the paddy wagon.  

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