Randy Newman had it half right. Short people? Right. But fat people got no reason to live. Or emigrate, anyway.
New Zealand immigration officials are keeping a U.K. wife from joining her husband “down under” because they say she is too fat, the Daily Mail reports.
British citizens Rowan Trezise, 33, and Richie Trezise, 35, are living apart as she tries desperately to shed the pounds needed to comply with New Zealand guidelines that immigrants maintain a healthy BMI, or body mass index.
BMI is a weight-height ratio that estimates percentage of body fat. The New Zealand Immigration Service requires all applicants to undergo a complete medical examination, which includes body size measures like “waist circumference.” — foxnews
Yeah. Her name is “Tresize.” You speak French? How perfect.
This makes a lot of sense. Grossly fat people are health hazards waiting to happen. They will stroke out, suffer angina, trash their internal organs, or crumble their own bones. This will strain the health care system and cost a lot of money. Hey broccoli fans: guess who pays?
Those of us who drink and smoke and sit in the sun get shit on daily. God forbid you eat a hot dog — the Health Nazis are on your ass like the blitzkrieg on London. Let alone ride a bike without a helmet. Or forget to wash your hands after peeing — like your dick isn’t the cleanest part of your body, especially compared to your mind.
So, yeah. Send everybody with an oversize ass back to their fat sucking country of origin until they learn to respect the anorexic standards of American beauty.
We are all New Zealanders.