Big Deal

Randy Newman had it half right. Short people?  Right.  But fat people got no reason to live.  Or emigrate, anyway.

New Zealand immigration officials are keeping a U.K. wife from joining her husband “down under” because they say she is too fat, the Daily Mail reports.

British citizens Rowan Trezise, 33, and Richie Trezise, 35, are living apart as she tries desperately to shed the pounds needed to comply with New Zealand guidelines that immigrants maintain a healthy BMI, or body mass index.

BMI is a weight-height ratio that estimates percentage of body fat. The New Zealand Immigration Service requires all applicants to undergo a complete medical examination, which includes body size measures like “waist circumference.” — foxnews

Yeah.  Her name is “Tresize.”  You speak French?  How perfect.

This makes a lot of sense.  Grossly fat people are health hazards waiting to happen.  They will stroke out, suffer angina, trash their internal organs, or crumble their own bones.  This will strain the health care system and cost a lot of money.  Hey broccoli fans: guess who pays?

Those of us who drink and smoke and sit in the sun get shit on daily.   God forbid you eat a hot dog — the Health Nazis are on your ass like the blitzkrieg on London.  Let alone ride a bike without a helmet.  Or forget to wash your hands after peeing — like your dick isn’t the cleanest part of your body, especially compared to your mind.

So, yeah.  Send everybody with an oversize  ass back to their fat sucking country of origin until they learn to respect the anorexic standards of American beauty.

We are all New Zealanders.

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8 Responses to Big Deal

  1. Mumblety Peg says:

    Men are such pigs.

  2. rbhexem says:

    Ouch! And it’s only Monday.

  3. theysaidthat says:

    Of course that has it’s benefits.

    The Lord make the fat to die young. “Thin The Herd” as a friend says.

    Darwin was right and approves this post.

  4. They give the best blow jobs, because they are sooooooo like grateful.

    Another benefit, all of my “splooge ” gets caught in those rolls of fat.

    Presto: No clean-up

  5. Piles says:

    I can easily see this becoming part of America’s immigration policy. We’re already set up to discourage/deport Spansh-speaking people, and if everybody will be forced to buy health insurance next year, there will be resentment aimed toward anyone with an obviously unhealthy lifestyle. Besides, this is America, and those people are ugly.

  6. Libby Rae Shone, Ph.D. says:

    It seems like you never tire of your utterly wrong-headed and insensitive remarks regarding persons with eating disorders — which, not incidentally, might not even be the case with the individual involved, whose morbid obesity might could well be organically based. If so, your ignorant commentary is even more inappropriate.

    As a therapist specializing in the treatment of addictive eating orders, I remind you that they are are not a subject for jokes and snark. Whether it’s teenagers who starve themselves or adults whose food addiction ruins them socially, and financially as well as destroys their health, these are people who need love and professional help, not derision. They must be reoriented toward accepting themselves and their limitations, as should others. You’re the problem, not the solution.

    • Squathole says:

      And it seems like you — and the collected pseudo-scientists in your so-callled profession — never tire of your role as enablers and apologizers: “They must be reoriented toward accepting themselves and their limitations, as should others.” What they need is reorientation away from the dinner table, dessert tray, and fast food outlets. They DON’T need to accept their limitations until those limitations are properly challenged, something you and your colleagues steadfastly refuse to do, preferring instead to tell them everything is alright, and admonishing the rest of the world for blaming the victims.

      Do you counsel alcoholics to accept their drinking, or steer them away from it? Narcotics abusers? Smokers? This can be dangerous, destructive, addictive behavior, and the journey to its defeat starts with the first step away not its embrace.

  7. theysaidthat says:

    I was a fat kid and lost 100 lbs. in college. I’m now 68, 6’2″ and have been 195 lbs. for years.
    I have a lot of sympathy for people with eating disorders, but not those who choose to ignore the fact that fat kills.

    I consider unnecessary obesity, rape of nature’s greatest creation.

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