A Florida woman was arrested after police said she offered sexual favors for two McDonald’s double cheeseburgers.
An undercover detective invited Christine Baker, 47, into his car last week. When the talk turned to sex, police said Baker told the detective that her fee was two McDoubles, the double cheeseburgers on McDonald’s dollar menu, the Miami Herald reported.
She said he could also tip her another $40 for her “services,” the Bradenton Herald reported.
The detective bought the burgers and drove to a vacant lot, where other agents arrested Baker on charges of prostitution. —WMUR.com
I have successfully avoided fast food for so many years I don’t even know what is available any more — but it appears that these McDelicacies cost $1 apiece, which means the total price to rent Ms. Baker’s ass was $2. Even with the suggested gratuity that’s mighty cheap.
Times are tough here in Florida, no matter what Gov Dickwithears wants to believe. In terms of civilization, middle aged women selling their bodies on the streets is a step backwards. Even in the third world you don’t find this — it’s usually children.
So I guess we need to hear the old joke once more about the elderly couple, desperate for money, who decide to send the old wife out on the streets. They do their best to doll her up and find a street corner for her to work one weekend. She’s out all night and by arrangement, the old man comes by next morning to collect her. She opens her purse to count her take and all she’s got is $75.20.
“What cheapo shit gave you 20 cents?” her husband demands, indignantly.
“All of them” she says.
Hey — It doesn’t say whether or not Ms. Baker got to eat her $1 burgers.