Monthly Archives: May 2012

Cheeky

Posted on May 31, 2012 by squathole

I’m at the Liquor and Rubber Balls Sports Bar and Nail Emporium tonight watching the Phillies play the Mets in between tall draughts of  Anchor Steam Beer, which is unbelievably smooth and flavorful even after the fifth one.  Sixth one.  … Continue reading →

Posted in Playing With Balls | 6 Comments

Porn Rocks

Posted on May 30, 2012 by squathole

Ooh la la. Researchers have discovered illustrations of female anatomy in a rock shelter in France that date back 37,000 years. It is “the oldest evidence of any kind of graphic imagery,” said Randall White, an anthropologist at New York … Continue reading →

Posted in Gen. Snark, Maj. Snafu, Corp. Punishment | 3 Comments

Dissing Disco

Posted on May 29, 2012 by squathole

In the wake of the demise of Donna Summers and the Bee Gees’ Robin Gibb, Joe Cardona of the Miami Hurled penned quite possibly the single most ignorant and poorly reasoned commentary on disco….ever! Fortunately, very few people even bother … Continue reading →

Posted in News From the Nation's Dicktip | 9 Comments

Poll Cat

Posted on May 25, 2012 by squathole

So intense is my concentration on the porn sequence playing out on the screen that when the telephone rings, I absently answer it.  (The phone, not the porn.)   Multi-tasking ain’t my thing.  My idea of multi-tasking is reading on the … Continue reading →

Posted in Gen. Snark, Maj. Snafu, Corp. Punishment, Shaken and Stirred | 4 Comments

These Sighs

Posted on May 24, 2012 by squathole

The dreaded day arrives.  I wash my face, wipe my ass, clothe myself, and drive to the Lauderdale Lakes office of the Division of Motor Vehicles.  There’s no getting around it.  I need to renew my driver’s license. “It rained … Continue reading →

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 8 Comments

Credit Where Credit Is Dude

Posted on May 23, 2012 by squathole

Headin’ outta town.  Gotta buy some airplane tix.  Check a few websites, find the best deal.  Book the flights.  Go to pay — and my American Express card is rejected. This hasn’t happened to me since President Alzheimer was semi-coherent.  … Continue reading →

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 7 Comments

Physicians: Gag Thyselves

Posted on May 22, 2012 by squathole

I just hate it when physicians attempt to reason.  Few of them are innately capable, and their training discourages it.   Here’s further proof: In a controversial finding that will affect at least 44 million American men, a government task force … Continue reading →

Posted in Gen. Snark, Maj. Snafu, Corp. Punishment, Shaken and Stirred | 5 Comments

Native Intelligence

Posted on May 21, 2012 by squathole

I was in the Orlando area last week.  Strictly business — I have never visited Orlando for any reason not associated with work.  I have never been to Disney Whirled or Epshot or Universal Stoody-ooze, either.  No interest.  I don’t … Continue reading →

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Update: Toadhammer (thanks Jules) of the Decade

Posted on May 19, 2012 by squathole

Dr. Robert L. Spitzer, considered by some to be the father of modern psychiatry, who turns 80 next week…. recanted a study he had done himself, a poorly conceived 2003 investigation that supported the use of so-called reparative therapy to … Continue reading →

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Confederacy of Dunces

Posted on May 18, 2012 by squathole

I can’t wait for the bumper stickers and tee shirts. Virginia delegate Robert Marshall, who led the effort to block [Tracy Thorne-Begland,] an openly gay man, from becoming a district judge, argued Thursday that a gay person on the bench … Continue reading →

Posted in NIMBY | 5 Comments