Monthly Archives: October 2012

It’s In The Bag

Posted on October 31, 2012 by squathole

zOMG it’s Halloweeeeeeeeen and I almost forgot to post about JESUSWEEN!!  Here’s last year’s take (which drew 68 comments).  The link no longer works, so here’s a new one and  a Facebook page . Halloween was a Very Big Deal … Continue reading →

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Pray This Doesn’t Inspire Another Springsteen Benefit Concert

Posted on October 30, 2012 by squathole

Keeping an eye on Frankenstorm Sandy’s track through South Jersey on the way to the City of Bodily Harm and beyond has been mighty grim for this relocated Fluffyan.  There’s gonna be a lot of wet cheesesteaks and soggy scrapple … Continue reading →

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White People Make Me Blush

Posted on October 29, 2012 by squathole

Ridin’ in my car / Smokin’ my cigar Only time I’m happy’s when I’m playin’ my guitar Anybody know the next line?  And can you spell/pronounce the title of the song? Once in a while I’m ridin’ in my car … Continue reading →

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Everybody Loves A Clown

Posted on October 25, 2012 by squathole

Coming to a truck stop near you! Police say a nude man who works as a clown and children’s entertainer was arrested yesterday morning after jumping into a tractor-trailer at a Rowley rest stop off Interstate 95 and soliciting the … Continue reading →

Posted in NIMBY | 5 Comments

Stupid Assholes

Posted on October 24, 2012 by squathole

Log Cabin Republicans, the largest GOP group representing LGBT interests, has (sic) endorsed Mitt Romney for president despite his opposition to gay marriage. “It is clear that in today’s economic climate, concern for the future of our country must be … Continue reading →

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Bats ‘n Balls

Posted on October 23, 2012 by squathole

I watched an intriguing battle last night — and I don’t mean the feather-duster-thruster teevee  talking headz characterize as a debate.  After all, when I indulge in fiction, I like it printed, not recited from a lectern and presented as … Continue reading →

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George S. McGovern

Posted on October 22, 2012 by squathole

I can’t let Sen. George McGovern’s death pass by without comment. The Prairie Preacher is the first presidential candidate I ever voted for, setting a precedent for picking losers that extended without interruption until Clinton’s first campaign.  Back in 1972, … Continue reading →

Posted in People Who Died, Died | 4 Comments

Bowels No Move

Posted on October 22, 2012 by squathole

Sunday morning, and just for shitz and giggles (literally: I think it was something I ate and I’m more or less confined to the porcelain throne for an hour) I actually read the truncated South Florida Sun Sentinel. I guess … Continue reading →

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Dinesh Divorce

Posted on October 20, 2012 by squathole

In September, author/director Dinesh D’Souza’s movie “2016: Obama’s America,” became the second highest grossing political documentary of all time. On October 16th, on the day of the film’s release on DVD, an Evangelical Christian publication, World magazine, published a story … Continue reading →

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Re-Armed and Drugged

Posted on October 19, 2012 by squathole

Tough week.  Thursday’s highlight was surgery for Guido and a prostate exam for me.  She gets all sorts of classy narcotics, and all I get is a finger up my ass. Given that Guido’s in a lot of pain, she … Continue reading →

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 4 Comments