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NAPLES — A Golden Gate Estates woman is accused of smuggling marijuana into jail by hiding it in her genitals.
She told authorities she has nothing to do with the drug because she’s a medical student on a scholarship, and was trying to keep her friends from getting in trouble, reports said.
[Vida} Golac said the drug wasn’t hers because she’s a medical student, and asked the officer to check with the other passengers to see if it was theirs, reports said. The other two passengers denied ownership and were allowed to leave while Golac was arrested. — Naples News
Oh, my. This physician-to-be says she has “nothing to do with drugs” packed into her own snatch. She cleaely has a great career in front of her as a Medicare scammer.
Sweetpants, as soon as you insert them, you have something to do with them. You see how this works? Can you grasp this connection?
Imagine the conversation leading up to this bust:
“Quick, Vida! Hide this! You’re a med student — they’ll never check your crotch!”
I have it on good authority that cops only catch the dumb ones. The ones who hold up convenience stores at gun point, facing surveillance cameras with their unique tattoos clearly visible on their foreheads. The ones who post their criminal exploits on Facebook. (I’d link these stories, but I don’t want to give them publicity. But see graphic. OMG.) And the ones who claim that they have “nothing to do” with the drugs they’re squeezing in their own labia.
So, two things.
1. When the hell will America grow up and decriminalize drugs?
2. How do idiots get into medical school?
Speaking of idiots: Joe Biden is taking a week off. Headline writers despair.