Police say a nude man who works as a clown and children’s entertainer was arrested yesterday morning after jumping into a tractor-trailer at a Rowley rest stop off Interstate 95 and soliciting the male driver.
According to state police, James Vosolo, 46, of Danvers surprised the truck driver Tuesday evening just before midnight, hopping naked into his truck cab and asking him if he wanted to have sex. Vosolo is employed by Total Entertainment of Danvers, state police said. — Salem News
There may have been drugs involved (ya think?). Police reported seeing Bozo tossing items out of his car as they chased him down. But they haven’t found anything, Or at least they report they haven’t found anything. Maybe they found something and want to try it see if it inspires them to get naked and solicit truck drivers, too.
Some people have all the fun.
Over the years, Vosolo has attended numerous functions across the state dressing up as Uncle Sam, Elvis Presley and other characters. Various photos online show him dressed as a clown, marching in a Swampscott parade and posing with Red Sox legend Bill Lee at a community event in Ipswich.
You’d think that a grown man with a fondness for gay encounters with total strangers would find more lucrative and dignified opportunities. Why doesn’t he cruise airport bathrooms — it seems to work for US Senators. How difficult is it to find a glory hole? Especially when you factor in dressing up in funny costumes — evidently another of his inclinations — it seems he’d be better off as a Boy Scout Leader, or maybe a clergyman. But jumping on truck drivers? He’d lucky he didn’t have the crap kicked out of him. Or maybe unlucky, if that’s what he was really after.
Aside: Bill “Spaceman” Lee is kind of strange in his own right. Last August he signed a contract to pitch in the North American League. He’s 65 years old. Favorite quote: “The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything.”
A search of Vosolo’s vehicle resulted in the seizure of several sex toys, Halloween masks and head lamps.
Head lamps. Somebody help me out here. I’m still working on spider pooping.
That’s enough for today. Gotta leave room for the next pervert.