Calling All Perverts

Forgive me if I don’t visit the website and provide the link.

A Delray Beach man who used a web app called BoyAhoy to send steamy messages and pictures to a police officer posing as a 15-year-old boy has been sentenced to 10 years in federal prison.

[Defendant’s] downfall began on June 6, when he began chatting with an undercover officer on a gay social networking application called BoyAhoy….”Hi sexy how u doing,” [Defendant] wrote to the officer, with the conversation heating up quickly, court documents said.  —Sun-Sentinel

The good news is he’ll have all the boy-sex he wants for the next decade.  Except that some of those boys will be a trifle older than he prefers, and some of the sex unwanted.

For the record, there was nothing in the news release that suggested Defendant was a priest, Boy Scout leader, elected official, or teacher.  No, just a lonely pervert seeking companionship through an internet application with a hilarious name that might as well be “Please Arrest Me.”

We really need a smarter class of perverts in this country if we want to preserve American Exceptionalism.

Speaking of exceptionalism:

PARIS — Demonstrators surrounded a German diplomat in Salonika in northern Greece on Thursday and hurled coffee and bottles of water at him, another reflection of growing anger in Greece against what is widely seen as a crippling austerity plan being imposed largely by Germany.

The incident involving the diplomat, Wolfgang Hoelscher-Obermaier, flared a day after Chancellor Angela Merkel’s special envoy to Greece, Hans-Joachim Fuchtel, said studies showed that 1,000 German local government officials could do the work of 3,000 Greek officials. — NYTimes

Subtle Hans puts foot in mouth.  This is not the way to build harmony in the Euro community, which, for the record, officially re-entered a recession as a result of six consecutive months (2 quarters) of  economic retraction, for which the Greeks (and much of the world) blame policies dictated by the German government.  Dickhead.  What were you thinking?

While he will probably say he was quoted out of context, I suspect the rest of the Euro community will silently agree with him.  The Greek government’s competence and efficiency pale even compared to Florida’s election apparatus.  It’s a kleptocracy where literally nobody gives a flying fuck for how the nation is run — ironic, when you consider that they more or less invented democracy.

However, considering their history, they’d probably be okay with Boy-Ahoy.  Never Leave Your Friends’ Behind and all that.

OK — take your mind out of the gutter and get to work.  It’s a short wick.  Week.  Sorry.

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4 Responses to Calling All Perverts

  1. Wolfgang Hoelscher-Obermaier says:

    Ich hab deine freudin gefickt , aber leider war sie nicht so gut wie deine mutter!!!!

    • Squathole says:

      Leck mich am arsch, du blöde Kuh.
      Sorry if my accent isn’t perfect. Glad you enjoyed sex with a corpse, too — hope you closed the casket lid after visiting mom..

  2. ya' gotta' guessit says:

    Wie immer haben sie gewinnen?
    (How ever did they win?)

  3. Flaming Yon says:

    Boyahoy is just one of many very scary and unsafe hook-up apps for this kind of encounter. You were wise not to visit the site, let alone provide the link, as I’m sure doing so invites monitoring.

    Perverts need to return to their roots like trolling playgrounds, offering candy, and the old tried-and-true glory holes. There’s no substitute for personal service.

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