Definitely Not Armed

Holiday, Florida – Surveillance video is being released in the case of a naked man who attacked a clerk at a 7-Eleven and later led deputies on a car chase.

Pasco deputies say a man matching 30-year-old Abraham Andres Luna’s description was spotted Monday evening wearing only construction boots near the Tarpon Springs Golf Course. Tarpon Springs Police responded, but did not find the suspect. —

Video here.  Sorry about the ad.

He told authorities he just needed a roll and some condom-ments for his wiener.

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