Definitely Not Armed

Holiday, Florida – Surveillance video is being released in the case of a naked man who attacked a clerk at a 7-Eleven and later led deputies on a car chase.

Pasco deputies say a man matching 30-year-old Abraham Andres Luna’s description was spotted Monday evening wearing only construction boots near the Tarpon Springs Golf Course. Tarpon Springs Police responded, but did not find the suspect. —WTSP.com

Video here.  Sorry about the ad.

He told authorities he just needed a roll and some condom-ments for his wiener.

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