You goddam libruls and your candy-assed anti-American commie attitudes have pushed this Real Proud Merican right over the edge. Read about a Real Hero below:
Some firearm purveyors may have decided to lie low in the wake of the Newtown tragedy, but not Crockett Keller—he’s having a sale. The Texas gun store owner is offering local teachers a 10% discount on his concealed carry handgun classes.
Keller hasn’t exactly shied away from publicity: Last year, he aired a radio ad barring his class to certain kinds of people, including those of the “socialist liberal and/or voted for the current campaigner-in-chief” persuasion, and “non-Christian Arab or Muslim.” — Newser
That’s what I’m talkin about. Let’s get a few things straight.
- As Founding Fathers Ben Franklin and John Wayne agreed, owning weapons is a Constitutional Right. Don’t matter if it’s a slingshot or a fucking tactical nuke, it’s our God-given right to protect ourselves from critters, commies, criminals, and the US gubmint itself when Socialist Negroes take it over.
- One well-armed Guidance Counselor at that school could have stopped this carnage if only libruls let them carry. Ditto teachers, janitors, school bus drivers, and those wart-faced hags with hair nets working the cafeteria. Arm ‘em all and protect our children!
- Speaking of children, why aren’t THEY packing? Every kid needs to learn how to use a gun from the time he can wipe his own ass, and keep that sidearm with him every minute of the day. You think that little bastard would have walked into the school if he knew every student had his ass covered from the split-second he started acting hostile? We Love Our Children!! Arm Them Right!
You suppose I’m joking, innit? Well check this shit out, librul bitches:
So far no one has taken Keller up on his offer. But some Texans think he’s got the right idea. The superintendent of one 103-student district tells Fox News that his teachers are all armed and dangerous. “We give our ‘Guardians’ training in addition to the regular Texas conceal-and-carry training,” he boasts. “We are our first responders.” And the state’s attorney general said yesterday that lawmakers are considering ways to encourage more teachers to follow suit.
See, Texas is out front here, as usual. Too bad they’re planning to secede and take their enlightened policies with ‘em. But it’s not too late! It they get it, we all can!
Remember, as Americans, we are ALL first responders!! Ready, Aim, Fire!!!