Monthly Archives: December 2012

‘T’is Duh Season

Listen to your bartender.  In my experience they make more sense per word than a convention hall stuffed with your choice of soul-soothing spiritualists, therapists, academicians, academicians, or clergy, and they hand you refreshing libations.  Plus they’ll cover your ass … Continue reading

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Real American Heroes

You goddam libruls and your candy-assed anti-American commie attitudes have pushed this Real Proud Merican right over the edge.  Read about a Real Hero below: Some firearm purveyors may have decided to lie low in the wake of the Newtown … Continue reading

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These Sudz Are Dudz

Nothing but guns guns all day — I call Bullshit.  Let’s talk about beer. While prowling through the aisles of Total Wine the other day I am approached by a friendly fellow in a white shirt who asks me if … Continue reading

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Beds Are Burning

Trust me when I assure you the sound was a million times better live: this recording is off a cell phone.  We opened with this one and played two more.  Lead Guitar: Antonio “Merlin” Perez; Rhythm guitar and lead vocals: … Continue reading

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Somebody Shoot This Man

“Gun control supporters have the blood of little children on their hands. Federal and state laws combined to insure that no teacher, no administrator, no adult had a gun at the Newtown school where the children were murdered. This tragedy … Continue reading

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Roll ‘Em!

I know dick about movies, and even less about teevee: these so-called entertainment models leave me totally cold.  There’s something about the medium that prevents me from accepting it as art, let alone truth.   I don’t see the character, I … Continue reading

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Amazing Grace Notes

Hey — it’s been a busy week for a change.  The highlight is Wednesday 12/12, when we perform 3 songs on stage at the Miramar Cultural Center for the city’s Xmas party, or whatever politically correct celebration they call it.  … Continue reading

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