Well, here’s news.
Nadya Suleman, better known as Octomom, will dance at a West Palm Beach gentlemen’s club after all, according to a report.
Octomom gained fame in 2009 when, already as a mother of six, she gave birth to octuplets via in-vitro fertilization.
Gossip site TMZ reported that Octomom will earn a cool $20,000 for a few days’ work at T’s Lounge on Congress Avenue next month. The club sued Suleman last year after the she backed out of a deal to perform there in July. She’s now scheduled to take the stage for four shows between Feb. 14-16. — wpbf
Say — isn’t that the same weekend that the circus is in town?
Reached for comment, club management denied rumors that it was negotiating with University of Miami President Donna Shalala and former Attorney General Janet Reno to share the stage with her wearing pasties and G-strings. “What do you think we’re running here, a freak show?” a spokesthing asked.
Two free tickets to the first commenter who supplies the joke to the punchline in the title. MassPube, Diesel Fitter, Joe Balls, and Kent Standit — I’m counting on you!
photo credit: Big Hole Museum
Obalesque 
Oh I’m SO there. Can I stay with you and Guido?
Sure thing. Bring your costume — some nights they feature strip Karaoke, too. Plastic surgeons descend like vultures on carrion and drop business cards.
Help me find my car keys, and we can drive outta here!
Bada boom!
Whack-a-mole’s a winner. Looks like you got in before anybody else even woke up, or, in Kent Standit’s case, came out from under the bridge.
Yeah close enough. The version I know says “dump truck.” I think that actually works closer to the spirit of Octomom, too.
Men are such pigs.
I admit, I feel rather speechless on this topic; the banal evil of such stupidity renders me so.
Nice pic of the meteor crater, however….luckily last time I was there, Octomom was likely not even a gleam in anyone’s eye yet.
It’s not a meteor crater. It’s a mine, completely man made. I have no idea what this has to do with Octomom, though,
That is passing strange, since it looks just like THIS.
Is sure does. Somebody’s having us on here. And it’s probably some ass-hole!
Even so what’s this got to with Octomom?
Syrbal is correct, and the link is wrong. Meteor Crater is pictured. Go here http://www.meteorcrater.com/ for a great little pictorial, complete with sound. Sorry for the confusion.