Horny Calimari

SOUTH KOREA – A woman’s mouth was reportedly inseminated by a piece of squid she was eating.

octopusAccording to the Journal of Parasitology, a type of squid called a todarodes pacificus stung the interior of a 63-year-old woman’s mouth when she consumed a part of the parboiled creature.

Even after spitting it out, she allegedly felt what was described as a “foreign-body sensation in the oral cavity.”

Note:  She didn’t swallow.

Upon investigating, it was revealed that squid spermatophores had embedded themselves in the woman’s tongue, cheek and gingiva.  The spermatophores were identified after “white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms” stuck in her mouth were studied.

The mucous membrane from all three parts of the mouth affected had to be removed, along with any additionally infected mucosa, the Journal reported. —seattle.cbslocal

Does that count as some sort of abortion procedure?  Expect protests when the Fundy Church of Korea finds out.

Not much to add.  However, I’m intrigued by the title “Journal of Parasitology.”  I bet the guys in the post office think twice before picking it up and putting in the mail sack.

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4 Responses to Horny Calimari

  1. Hugh Bris says:

    FYI: The Journal of Parasitology is also known as the Congressional Record.

  2. Jeff Hansen says:

    that’s an interesting way to have a squid

  3. Diesel Fitter says:

    Was it good for her, too?

  4. Ruh Roh says:

    “Infected Muscosa.” I think I saw that band in the 80s. They were goooooooooo-ed.

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