A very busy week — it’s what happens when June 1 is the deadline for 3 separate proposals — but I just must make time for this incredible headline from the Kansas City Star:
NYC cops say they didn’t slap Amanda Bynes’ vagina in bong-throwing incident
I presume the world knows who this person is (I sure don’t) — which suggests the headline writers misspelled either “Byne’s” or “Bynes’s.” They managed to get “vagina” right, though. And “bong,” unless that’s supposed to be “dong” which I could see in the context of a story about a vagina.
This is just the sort of gossipy crap I avoid religiously. Ignorance is snarky bliss.
Obalesque 
Ha ha! Yeh, and ‘Vagina” should be capitalized because its the name of a State.
Good catch, Ted End. You just made your alma mater proud.
I don’t know anybody named Alma Mater. Why didn’t you capitalize her name?
Ted End: Another good catch. No fooling you! I can tell you’re a graduate from a Florida university.