Sofa King High Standards

A three-year-old US girl has died after a sofa bed she was sleeping on suddenly folded up and trapped her and another young girl inside.   She was pronounced dead at the scene……[Her] 10-year-old sister was also sleeping on the bed but had been able to escape after it snapped shut, police said. — news.ninemsn

TagGunnies are whooping with glee — yet another child fatality NOT caused by a firearm, more proof that guns aren’t dangerous.  “Guess them Nanny-state Libruls will want to take away our sofabeds next,” chortled local NRA spokesman Ray Ed Gneck.

My guess is that somebody in that house removed the tag.  Didn’t you always wonder what would happen if you disobeyed that ominous warning?

And I guess we better get this up here, too.

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5 Responses to Sofa King High Standards

  1. "Esq." A Lawyer says:

    Picture this scene: when they return to their apartment, dozens of swarming product liability attorneys waving retainer agreements.

  2. Lois Terms says:

    There are good days and there are bed days.

  3. Piles says:

    “to do so without authority will mean immediate discharge.”
    And on a mattress, that can be messy.

  4. Edgar Allan Podunk, Goth Hick says:

    Serves ’em right for not sleeping on the floor the way nature done intended.

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