Monthly Archives: October 2013

Someone Call Mensa

Posted on October 28, 2013 by squathole

A pair of Florida men decided to celebrate Halloween this year by dressing up as George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin, complete with blackface and blood-stained hoodie. — TheSmoking Gun Clever witty fellows. This provides  insight into the jury of Zimmerman’s … Continue reading →

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Sheesh

Posted on October 24, 2013 by squathole

The Story In case you missed it, South Florida’s FM radio station WSHE sort of vanished — off the air in the middle of the night with no warning.  You want to hear their shall we say eclectic mix of … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday, Reds!

Posted on October 21, 2013 by squathole

Reds Klotz is 93 today.  In his 50 years of playing and coaching teams to compete against the Harlem Globetrotters, he accumulated  a record of  6 wins and 13,000 losses, making him the losingest professional athlete in the history of … Continue reading →

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Heckuva Job, Sebe!

Posted on October 18, 2013 by squathole

Let’s see….. 18 days later, what best describes the website healthcare.gov ?  A smoking train wreck?   A mangled abortion? (that’s appropriate).  FUBAR par excellence? Take your pick.  Or your hammer.  The fact is, not only has it established itself as … Continue reading →

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Yahoo Yoho Keeps Florida on World Stage

Posted on October 14, 2013 by squathole

To listen to world leaders, one might suppose that this debt-ceiling business is a serious business.  Something about crashing the world’s economy, sending every nation back or deeper into recession, a total financial abyss.  E.g. — Leaders at World Bank … Continue reading →

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Further Hurling

Posted on October 9, 2013 by squathole

In case you missed it, Miami Hurled veteran reporter Glen Garvin reviewed Burger King’s new “Satisfries,” the company’s latest assault on American health and palates.   This is a new low even for the hapless hind Garvin, whose occasional ineffective political … Continue reading →

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We The People. They the Bums.

Posted on October 8, 2013 by squathole

And in other news, the national ObamaCare health exchange website remains dysfunctional, although now the gubmint — the one not working, remember them? — says it’s a software problem created by too many users crashing the system. This response is … Continue reading →

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The Fiscality of It All

Posted on October 1, 2013 by squathole

October 1st.  Dawn breaks on the new fiscal year.  As I sit here toiling over my tax return, which features too many zeroes unencumbered by commas, it occurs to me how much I resent paying for John Boner’s health care … Continue reading →

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