Reds Klotz is 93 today. In his 50 years of playing and coaching teams to compete against the Harlem Globetrotters, he accumulated a record of 6 wins and 13,000 losses, making him the losingest professional athlete in the history of the planet.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Reds!
Obalesque 
Wait — how’d he win 6 games?
That’s exactly what I was about to ask. Sort of like those polls where it comes out that 88% of the American people think Congress is doing a lousy job, and your first thought is, Who are the crackpot 12% that like Congress?
If he’s your uncle, should your name be Klotzhole? Or Redhole?
better yet……Lotzaklotz
Is his name “Red” or “Reds”?