Monthly Archives: November 2013

Best Thanksgiving Headline

Severely Constipated Asian Elephant Dies Hmm.  The symbol of the national Republican party fills up with its own shit and dies.  Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Advertisements

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Let The Season Begin

Bring on the Christmas balls! HINGHAM, Mass. (AP) – A man who played Santa Claus at a Massachusetts mall has been barred from the shopping center after he was charged with groping an 18-year-old woman playing an elf. Police say … Continue reading

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Doctor, It Hurts When I Do This

Well, don’t do that.  Or this, either: A Lake Worth doctor carried on a ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ style relationship with a female patient after hours in his office — using whips, blindfolds and other sadomasochistic acts in an unconventional … Continue reading

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Outside My Physician’s Office

Obviously they’re anticipating ObamaCare. (Thanks Bob and Chippy Rose!)

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Bend Over and Bleed

Here’s how to make Thursdays fun. At 2:30 I bend over so the urologist could shove two fat-knuckled fingers up my ass to feel up my prostate gland. Why two fingers? “As a precaution, I encourage my patients to get … Continue reading

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50 Shades of Orange

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…….Rattle and Roll

at the Parkinson’s Foundation gala this evening — the wait staff came in uniform!

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