And I don’t give a smoked turkey’s ass if you join me or not. What business is it of mine (or yours) if people work or shop or turn their backs on their own families when they have the option to do so? It’s called Freedom, and evangelical campaigns to limit it in the spirit of doing it for somebody else’s own good is as wrong-headed as swindling the “Indians.”
Work if you must, shop if you want to, or just stay home and watch the parade with a glass of Wild Turkey. I love Thanksgiving. Don’t ruin it.