Bring on the Christmas balls!
HINGHAM, Mass. (AP) – A man who played Santa Claus at a Massachusetts mall has been barred from the shopping center after he was charged with groping an 18-year-old woman playing an elf.
Police say the woman called them Saturday to report that the 62-year-old Jones had pinched her buttocks and made suggestive comments. The two worked at a Santa photo booth. — philly.com
Well, who can blame poor Santa? Everybody knows how sexy those cute little elves can be. At least he kept his hands off the reindeer.
Obalesque 
No Reindeer Games? Must not have been a Republican!
Men are such pigs.