Best Thanksgiving Headline

Severely Constipated Asian Elephant Dies

Hmm.  The symbol of the national Republican party fills up with its own shit and dies.  Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

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2 Responses to Best Thanksgiving Headline

  1. Moose and Squirrel says:

    Sad story. Tusk-tusk.

  2. Piles says:

    I read these two sentences: “Elephants normally produce 200 to 400 pounds of feces a day” and “Zoo workers tried various treatments without success” and all I could think of is, “What? And leave show business?”

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