Monthly Archives: March 2014

Borderline Insanity

Once  in a while Guido brings home this stuff called “Stringsters,”a package of individually-wrapped cylinders of mozzarella or provolone string cheese.  Good for a quick snack. Each stick has a “trivia question” on the outside of the wrapper, with the … Continue reading

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Strike One

The other night at the Liquor and Rubber Balls Sports Emporium and Boutique Plumbing Supplies, professional gambler Duck Diamonds mentions something about the Miami marlins I don’t see in my local newspapers. Being from Jersey, and spending a lot of … Continue reading

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The Beaten Track

The hour grows late at the Liquor and Rubber Balls Sports Emporium and Artesian Dentistry, and it’s just me, Crazy Cosmo and her girlfriend whose name I forget, Duck Diamonds (who has spent about the whole night on the phone … Continue reading

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Salesman of the Month

While international rescue crews continue their desperate search for the missing Malaysian airliner, south Florida had its own drama: Rob Ramirez was surrounded by houses, some just completed and others still under construction.  Piloting a plane that just lost power, … Continue reading

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New Angry Whopper

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“Stand Yer Ground” Meets “Can’t Stand ‘Em Around”

For 25 years, I’ve despised the pair of loud, nasty, inconsiderate redneck hinds next door.  When they’re not out there “guerrilla gardening” — that’s when they wait for us to leave the house, reach over or under the wall between … Continue reading

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Parking Enforced by the Borg

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