Monthly Archives: July 2014

No Shoes No Shirt No Pants Self-Service

Doc’s Kitchen in Bonita Springs. Three guys with naked buns in search of burgers caught on camera. Three days after the naked caper heard around Southwest Florida, the bare-naked beef bandits remained on the lam. Authorities don’t know if the … Continue reading

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All You Need is DDT

Meet the Beetles.  LOS ANGELES (AP) — A tree planted in Los Angeles to honor former Beatle George Harrison has been killed — by beetles. After Harrison’s 2001 death in Los Angeles, the pine was planted near Griffith Observatory. A small … Continue reading

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Wet One

So, what’s going on down there? A Japanese artist on a mission to “demystify” female genitalia has been arrested under local obscenity laws for distributing a digitized model of her vagina for 3D printing. Megumi Igarashi – who works under … Continue reading

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Flaming Asshole

I bet he thought it was a good idea at the time. SEATTLE (AP) – A man who used a can of spray paint and a lighter as a makeshift blowtorch to kill a spider in his laundry room started … Continue reading

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Dope and Change

Clare Leeson, a 24-year-old British woman, reportedly spent that amount to transform herself into Kim Kardashian after she became obsessed with the reality star….According to the U.K. Metro, Leeson has undergone various procedures, the most extreme being breast surgery, and … Continue reading

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Might Be Your Special Day

Not mine.  These were real big for a while.  I never even tried it.  No interest in transforming into the walking dead that its fans became.  As far as I was concerned, it was just another shitty thing about the … Continue reading

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Please Ignore the Following

News You Can Lose: If you thought one drink per day is good for your heart, be prepared to change your habit as researchers have found that reducing alcohol consumption even in light drinkers improves cardiovascular health. Individuals who consume … Continue reading

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