Monthly Archives: July 2014

No Shoes No Shirt No Pants Self-Service

Posted on July 24, 2014 by squathole

Doc’s Kitchen in Bonita Springs. Three guys with naked buns in search of burgers caught on camera. Three days after the naked caper heard around Southwest Florida, the bare-naked beef bandits remained on the lam. Authorities don’t know if the … Continue reading →

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All You Need is DDT

Posted on July 23, 2014 by squathole

Meet the Beetles.  LOS ANGELES (AP) — A tree planted in Los Angeles to honor former Beatle George Harrison has been killed — by beetles. After Harrison’s 2001 death in Los Angeles, the pine was planted near Griffith Observatory. A small … Continue reading →

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Wet One

Posted on July 21, 2014 by squathole

So, what’s going on down there? A Japanese artist on a mission to “demystify” female genitalia has been arrested under local obscenity laws for distributing a digitized model of her vagina for 3D printing. Megumi Igarashi – who works under … Continue reading →

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Flaming Asshole

Posted on July 17, 2014 by squathole

I bet he thought it was a good idea at the time. SEATTLE (AP) – A man who used a can of spray paint and a lighter as a makeshift blowtorch to kill a spider in his laundry room started … Continue reading →

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Dope and Change

Posted on July 16, 2014 by squathole

Clare Leeson, a 24-year-old British woman, reportedly spent that amount to transform herself into Kim Kardashian after she became obsessed with the reality star….According to the U.K. Metro, Leeson has undergone various procedures, the most extreme being breast surgery, and … Continue reading →

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Might Be Your Special Day

Posted on July 14, 2014 by squathole

Not mine.  These were real big for a while.  I never even tried it.  No interest in transforming into the walking dead that its fans became.  As far as I was concerned, it was just another shitty thing about the … Continue reading →

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Please Ignore the Following

Posted on July 11, 2014 by squathole

News You Can Lose: If you thought one drink per day is good for your heart, be prepared to change your habit as researchers have found that reducing alcohol consumption even in light drinkers improves cardiovascular health. Individuals who consume … Continue reading →

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We’ve Only Just Be-Gunned

Posted on July 10, 2014 by squathole

Here’s the sort of thing that happens when ammosexual legislators let lobbyists write laws for them. TALLAHASSEE — The Florida Supreme Court will consider whether convicted felons have the right to claim immunity under the state’s “stand your ground” self-defense … Continue reading →

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No, Not Marvin

Posted on July 7, 2014 by squathole

I always enjoy reading The Haggler, a column written by David Segal in the Sunday New York Times where he responds to readers’ complaints about achieving resolution to disputes in the business world. Shoddy treatment by airlines is a favorite, … Continue reading →

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Hoppin’ Mad

Posted on July 3, 2014 by squathole

A Florida man was arrested over the weekend after his girlfriend accused him of attacking her pet rabbit following an argument over women’s rights. — RawStory That’s pretty good already, innit?  A bunnih beater!  Jimmy Carter, are you out there? … Continue reading →

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