Dope and Change

Clare Leeson, a 24-year-old British woman, reportedly spent that amount to transform herself into Kim Kardashian after she became obsessed with the reality star….According to the U.K. Metro, Leeson has undergone various procedures, the most extreme being breast surgery, and she is currently saving up for rear end implants to look like her 33-year-old idol.

Leeson decided to transform herself (with the help of her credit cards) because she was bullied about her looks. — yahoo

horses arseIf bullying were in order, it should have been about her brains and common sense. Pity nobody took that initiative — maybe she’s read a book or something. Would’ve saved a lot of money.

Somebody send her contact info for that clodpate in Miami who was doing butt implants with Fix-A-Flat. Save her some dough.

But wait, there’s more!

Toby Sheldon, a 33-year-old songwriter, has reportedly spent $100,000 to look like Justin Bieber. He has had hair transplants, lip surgery and liposuction on his stomach.

Donna Trego, a 38-year-old Brit, reportedly spent around $120,000 to turn herself into Lady Gaga.

“Kitty,” a 30-year-old woman from Texas told ABC earlier this year that she spent $25,000 on six surgeries — including liposuction, breast implants, rhinoplasty and fat grafts — to look like Jennifer Lawrence. Kitty is a dog trainer and the mother of a five-year-old.

“Kitty” trains dogs. Go figger.

“Crystal,” a 24-year-old woman, got a rhinoplasty, fat grafts in her cheeks, breast implants and lip injections to look like Britney Spears. All of that went for a cost of approximately $25,000.

horses-assAnd pictured above is a local woman who bought an amazing transformation to look like Sara Jessica Parker!

Amazing that these young people can afford to be so seriously shallow, but on the other hand, graduate school costs even more, and in this country, anyway, there are damn few jobs available, let alone good ones. So maybe investing in your physiognomy (and parts south) is a better career move.

Or, pace SJP lookalike above, maybe it makes you look like the horse’s ass that your inner person truly is.

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2 Responses to Dope and Change

  1. Lois Terms says:

    Must be a girl thing. I can’t imagine a guy having extensive surgery to look like George Clooney.

  2. Moose and Squirrel says:

    This is a very sad commentary on the human race. But I imagine it’s a great source of revenue for the medical profession.

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