Honor, Integrity………Service!

A Broward Sheriff’s deputy is accused of accepting oral sex in exchange for not arresting a woman in Dania Beach.

Ted Arboleda, 32, was arrested Monday following an investigation by Broward Sheriff’s Public Corruption Unit detectives. He is charged with unlawful compensation or reward for official behavior — a second-degree felony. —SunSentinel

thank youUnlawful compensation or reward.”  I’m still laughing.

Opinion is divided on the officer’s judgment.  “He decided it’s better for everybody not to make an issue out of this,” explained PBA spokesman Elliot Swineflew.  “The woman knew she’d made a mistake, expressed regret, and he made sure she got home safe without hurting herself or anybody else.  It’s not like he just blew it off, pardon the expression.

“And she’s understandably grateful for getting a break.  She offers him cash and he properly declines.  So she uses her head and gives him a little token of appreciation, an innocent gesture of thanks.  More people should be that nice to law enforcement — the world would get on a whole lot better.”

Investigations continue: “There’s a possibility that he’s done this before,” a BSO spokesman told the media.


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12 Responses to Honor, Integrity………Service!

  1. Stephanie Kienzle says:

    Now that’s service with a smile. 👮

  2. Piles says:

    What was he supposed to do — refuse her? Crush her self-esteem? The man is being persecuted for chivalry by pious politically correct Nazoids.

  3. Mumblety Peg says:

    Men are such pigs.

  4. Kim Chee says:

    Gay friends tell me cop dick taste like bacon.

  5. Inquiring Minds says:

    Something just doesn’t add up to me.
    1)Why in the world would the women offer him anything else? Once he refused money and then drove her home, returning the drugs to her, seems she was home free. I would have said “thank you officer, have a nice night.”
    B) And then what….she tells her boyfriend, who rats them out? Or was the boyfriend there to witness the transaction/transgression?
    It all seems wrong to me. I bet there’ll be more to come out on this.

  6. Mr Schwinnickle says:

    I wonder if the officer has been to the Rubber Balls and Liquor Sports Bar, its located next to Cahoots Office in Dania…. Just off US-1

    • E.O. Hippus says:

      That’s actually the Wayside Inn. Liquor and Rubber Balls Sports Emporium is somewhere in Hollywood. I keep meaning to get there one night but never seem to find my way.

  7. No Really says:

    If we took the money out of politics, this is what lobbying would look like.

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