Heard any good hard-core racist Obama jokes lately? If not, maybe you want to hop aboard some of the threads Ferguson, MO police employees share. Who knew cops could be so witty? Hard to believe anybody would even suspect racism among such insightful, broad-minded folks. See for yourself!
Turns out cops get not only the best dope, but the funniest jokes!
Reached for comment, next-President Hillary R. Clinton expressed surprise at the officers’ lack of subtlety. “Why didn’t they use private emails like I did?” she wondered. “That’s the only sensible way to weasel past the media when you want to do something sneaky, underhanded, or illegal.”
Meanwhile, it’s rewarding to see the country waking up (if reluctantly) to the reality that Ferguson isn’t an isolated case, and that governments from coast to coast rely on abusive police practices to not just keep minorities in line, but balance their budgets. The Washington Post called it “Policing By Fleecing.“ The rest of us call it “Fucked Up.”