Honor Integrity Service

racist-cops_o_4613363Heard any good hard-core racist Obama jokes lately? If not, maybe you want to hop aboard some of the threads Ferguson, MO police employees share. Who knew cops could be so witty? Hard to believe anybody would even suspect racism among such insightful, broad-minded folks. See for yourself!

Turns out cops get not only the best dope, but the funniest jokes!

Reached for comment, next-President Hillary R. Clinton expressed surprise at the officers’ lack of subtlety.  “Why didn’t they use private emails like I did?” she wondered.  “That’s the only sensible way to weasel past the media when you want to do something sneaky, underhanded, or illegal.”

Meanwhile, it’s rewarding to see the country waking up (if reluctantly) to the reality that Ferguson isn’t an isolated case, and that governments from coast to coast rely on abusive police practices to not just keep minorities in line, but balance their budgets.  The Washington Post called it “Policing By Fleecing.  The rest of us call it “Fucked Up.”


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7 Responses to Honor Integrity Service

  1. Red White & Blue says:

    Why do you hate America?

    • Edgar Allen Poe, Goth Hick says:

      Try to use your brain, RWB. America needs cops, just not bad ones. You don’t hate America if you hate bad cops. Might even be the other way ’round. One bad cop in a small town can have a real negative impact, and if the whole force is bad, you have feudalism. Been there seen that. Bad scene.

  2. Hose B says:

    Those Obama jokes have been around and around. It’s not surprising that cops circulate them, too, just dumb that they did this re they could be detected doing it. Anybody that thinks there aren’t racist morons by the thousand in police departments never walked the streets in skin that isn’t white.

  3. Private Partz says:

    Turns out the talk about “just a few bad apples” is entire bullshit. No surprise. Every cop I ever met was a power-mongering little dictator, a loser with a weapon and the blessings of government to do whatever they want to people who can’t fight back.

  4. 'Nonymous says:

    Elitists like you who like to call cops racists never spent time on the street cleaning up crime and enforcing the law. The cops are just reacting to what they deal with day in and day out.

    • Stan Garde says:

      Which means they’re above the law, can do whatever they want, and nobody is supposed to question them. I get it. Achtung, Asshole..

  5. Barbara Ganousch says:

    It’s just sad that people have these sick attitudes, but it’s alarming when these same people are supposed to respect and protect the public they despise and consider beneath them..

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