from the Ft. Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel last Saturday.
It resembles English, just as the Sun-Sentinel resembles a real newspaper. Few people are fooled anymore. We have a Sunday subscription for which we pay $10 a YEAR: Guido figures it’s worth it for the coupons (Look! up to $478 worth in this edition alone!) They toss in the Wednesday and Saturday papers, too, which I promptly toss out.
Obalesque 
It’s a dreadful production made on the cheap and the fly.
Yesterday’s wire-service news cut-and-pasted fresh daily.
Tired commentary witlessly embellished with cliches and apologies.
Onion-skin coverage of local events.
Why bother? Readers deserve better, and so do trees.