Carnegie Deli is closed! Somebody reported a very serious gas problem.
Name this sandwich and receive a free (if 4th-string) blessing. Worth every penny. The blessing, that is.
I name the sandwich Ted. After me. Do I get my blessing by email?
Ted, if it was after you, it would be called the MeatHead.
Holy crap — anybody who tried to eat THAT stack of dead animal would have a gas problem for life, serving meat farts every 10 minutes. Ugh.
Blessings, eh? Alright then.
Forgive me, Father, it’s been 8 days since I mocked the Marlins.
And when I lay off, they pay off.
Can you get that sandwich with marlin meat instead of pastrami? Inquiring (and detached) minds want to know.
That’s gotta be the Jetbow. Ugh. Another Tebow-inspired disappointment. So glad to see him here on the Eagles. Not.
PS Save your blessings.
Borkon gets the gold ring. The Eagles get a ringer. Constance gets a reprieve from the governor (who is not a scientist).
Haven’t seen this much stacked meat in one place since they closed down the bathhouses.
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