Gas Problems

Carnegie Deli is closed! Somebody reported a very serious gas problem.

the-tebowName this sandwich and receive a free (if 4th-string) blessing. Worth every penny. The blessing, that is.


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8 Responses to Gas Problems

  1. Ted End says:

    I name the sandwich Ted. After me. Do I get my blessing by email?

  2. Jack Wagon says:

    Holy crap — anybody who tried to eat THAT stack of dead animal would have a gas problem for life, serving meat farts every 10 minutes. Ugh.

  3. Constance Turmohel says:

    Blessings, eh? Alright then.
    Forgive me, Father, it’s been 8 days since I mocked the Marlins.
    And when I lay off, they pay off.

    • Ted Williams' Head says:

      Can you get that sandwich with marlin meat instead of pastrami? Inquiring (and detached) minds want to know.

  4. Borkon says:

    That’s gotta be the Jetbow. Ugh. Another Tebow-inspired disappointment. So glad to see him here on the Eagles. Not.

    PS Save your blessings.

    • Squathole says:

      Borkon gets the gold ring. The Eagles get a ringer. Constance gets a reprieve from the governor (who is not a scientist).

  5. Flaming Yon says:

    Haven’t seen this much stacked meat in one place since they closed down the bathhouses.

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