Daily Archives: May 13, 2015

Grass Not for Smokin’

Last February I fertilized the citrus tree on the front lawn. No, I did not fuck it in a knothole, which reminds us all of the joke about “Tarzan check for hornet nest,” right? An old chestnut, pardon the pun. … Continue reading

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