Abort Retry Fail

scott devilBy now everybody has heard about the doctored Planned Parenthood videos targeting the agency’s tissue donation program, which have inspired ‘Pubs all over the fruited plains to loudly condemn any or all of the following plagues upon the nation:

  • Killing unborn babies
  • Moral degeneration exhibited and encouraged by liberals
  • The sale of human body parts
  • Government funding generally; specifically for Planned Parenthood
  • Muslim/socialist/America-hating Barrack Hussein Obama (but not because he’s Black besides he’s the only one who ever brings it up)
  • Titty bars

Ha! That last one just to boost the numbers.

Here in the nation’s dicktip, our forward-thinking Governor Dickwithears has swung into action:

Amid a growing controversy over the alleged sale of fetal tissue, Gov. Rick Scott on Wednesday called for an investigation of Florida’s 16 Planned Parenthood offices that perform abortions.

The investigation comes two weeks after the release of an undercover video in which a Planned Parenthood official in California discusses the use of fetal organs for medical research. The anti-abortion group that took the video says it is proof Planned Parenthood sells human tissue.

“It is against the law for any organization to sell body parts,” he said. “If a Planned Parenthood office is not following the law, we will move quickly to take legal and regulatory action against them.” — Miami Hurled

Attaboy, Gov. Sure, this will cost the taxpayers money, but if the integrity of our laws and moral priorities aren’t worth a few dollars, what is? It’s not so much the outcome, it’s the principle. Same reasoning that wasted all the time and resource over non-existent voter registration fraud and drug-testing welfare recipients. Not politically motivated in the slightest, just the Governor being the governor of all the people (likely to vote for him when he runs for Senate).

One minor details, though —

Laura Goodhue, executive director of the Florida Alliance of Planned Parenthood Affiliates, called the governor’s action “politically motivated” and “pointed out that none of Florida’s [16] Planned Parenthood offices has a tissue donation program.

Oops. Well, hell, let’s do it anyway. If former president Monkey Boy could cite 911 as a reason to invade an entire country that had nothing to do with it, then here in Florida we can easily justify a little ol’ investigation of the way an agency implements a policy it doesn’t have.

It’s not like we have any other pressing issues to worry about, now that “climate change” isn’t eve allowed to be mentioned out loud.

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6 Responses to Abort Retry Fail

  1. 'Nonymous says:

    If they have nothing to hide, they have nothing to fear. It sounds like they’re kind of nervous, though.Why do you suppose that is?

    • Helen Highwater says:

      “It sounds like they’re kind of nervous.” Can you hear newsprint? ‘Nonymous, you’re living proof that anal sex leads to pregnancy.

  2. Sue Perfulous (not my real name) says:

    This is past tiresome to infuriating. The Republican War on Women is bad enough without adding the insult of making us pay for it.

  3. Frank of Oregon says:

    More political theater. More Republican war on women. More pander to the rabid torch-and-pitchfork holy roller base. God I hate the shit-heel politics in this state.

  4. Neil, A Christian Soul says:

    This investigation is overdue, and the Governor is finally delivering on his vow to protect life, not destroy it. As if abortion itself isn’t a terrible sin, selling human organs and tissue is beyond all borders of decency and the Judaeo/Christian code on which this nation was founded. I pray that this is the beginning of the end of this Satanic organization at least in Florida, and thank the Governor for his prompt, courageous initiative.

    • Wonton Amaro says:

      Neil: Leaving aside the laughably ignorant remarks about “Satanic organization” and the inconvenient fact that Planned Parenthood most certainly does NOT sell human tissue, what does your comment have to do with the fact that Florida’s moronic governor has just authorized an investigation into a policy and practice that don’t exist in his state?

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